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9224 Darrow Road, Suite Y,
Twinsburg, 330-487-1171,
Located in Rootstown, TEMA Guitar has something for everyone, from the metal musician to the classical guitarist. It carries more than 300 styles, ranging from G&L to the original Gibson Heritage, all models of ESP, Schecter, Fernandez, and many more, and is fully equipped with a line of sound-reinforcement and band instruments. TEMA, the only distributor of High Watt amplifiers in the state of Ohio, is also a manufacturer of Grunt Amplifiers, providing customers with unique shapes and unique sounds. Strike a chord with the musician in your life with a guitar gift pack, which includes five packs of strings (any choice of gauge), a tuner, a wipe cloth, and an effects pedal -- all for only $100. TEMA's goal is to cater to the working musician.
4081 State Route 44
(half a mile from I-76)
330-325-2279,
www.temaguitar.netFor Clotheshorses
Since 1989, Adesso Fashion for Men has been providing men with stylish, quality clothing and accessories along with the highest level of service. Some of the premier designers include Borrelli, Just Cavalli, Pal Zileri and Calvin Klein.
Adesso is proud to be included in Esquire Magazine's issue of "TOP 100 MENS STORE IN THE U.S." With an expert tailor on staff, we'll make sure you look your best.
19071 Old Detroit Road,
Rocky River, 440-333-4778,
Located in the Warehouse District next to the city's hottest night clubs, Brigade carries a wide selection of locally themed T-shirts by Clifton Park. Obey provides a full assortment of hats and tees. Local Hippnotic makes a line of contemporary women's wear that will have your friends asking where you got your outfit. In addition to Cleveland exclusives, Brigade carries sweaters by 555 and Cast designer tees. Stop in now for everything from your head to your toes, from Adidas sneakers to Yoko Devereaux shirts and Obedient button-downs.
1300 West Ninth Street,
216-621-1700,
Take a walk back in time at The Cleveland Shop , our city's oldest vintage store. For 26 years, the shop has decked out customers in their favorite retro threads, from T-shirts to tuxes, dresses to denim. Accent your wardrobe with a hip handbag from the 1930s or a brilliant brooch from the 1950s. Be adventurous and discover that certain something you've been looking for.
11606 Detroit Avenue,
216-228-9725,
Fascinations in the Valley has Northeast Ohio's largest selection of lingerie and adult toys, including everything you could find at Victoria's Secret, whether it's corsets, garters, costumes, or sleepwear, and then some. Specializing in what they call "the art of being real," Fascinations carries the plus sizes that most shops don't, all the way up to 4X. The Akron boutique specializes in bridalwear, but also carries threads for your husband or boyfriend. Boxers are popular for him and her, as are silk pajamas, and pajama sets are popular gifts for couples. "I sell sets to a lot of husbands and wives," says owner Debbie Light. "He wears the top, she wears the bottom." Visit Fascinations' online catalog of 50,000 toys at www.fascinationsinthevalley.com (they're shipped discreetly), or have Light or one of her staff assemble a gift package for as little as $40.
1770 Merriman Road,
330-865-9170
The expert staff at Legend knows everything you need to look great this holiday season, and through the new year. And they have a friendly way of creating a relaxed atmosphere, helping you make choices on how to look your best. Upscale but affordable, this Warehouse District boutique carries clothes for any occasion, from dressy women's wear to the latest in men's fashions. If it's a sophisticated business meeting or night out, try savvy outfits from Jack & Rae, Twinkle by Wenlan, Petra Zillia. Skirts with ribbons, big chunky sweaters, layering tanks, elegant dresses -- Legend has what you need. Men enjoy a broad selection from Kenneth Cole Reaction to Seven Diamonds and Dulce de Leche. For your fresh new year's look, Moschino will arrive at Legend in January. Tailoring is complimentary, and appointments and personal shopping are a specialty. Gift certificates are available.
1224 West Sixth Street,
216-621-2202,